The Patriots lost! Woo-hoo! Karma's up in this bitch!
Better. Back to it. The Patriots, who previously had the NFL on smash, got ghosted. Justin Tuck decided to channel his inner-Osi (thankfully he did it metaphorically) and put it straight on Goldenboy's chest. And most importantly, in the eyes of fawning Jersey douchebags and NY media-types everywhere, Eli spent the latter part of Sunday developing Grown Man Status (and then, of course, giving it right back). Not one to get caught up in the hype, Steve Young summed up what everyone was feeling: "Like a foundry forging steel, Eli Manning took every arrow, every shot."
Oh, word, Steve? Like a bear to the sand, Yao Ming's translator called, and he wants his wack-ass similes back.
Resident Giants fat man Shaun O'Hara let us in on his jolly, saying, "it really was a sweet moment I'll remember forever. I'm sure our party was more fun than the Patriots." Shhh...nobody tell Willie Andrews. To be fair, the Giants' probably did have one hell of a party. Michael Strahan, preach:
"Trust me, that is the best team we played, the Cowboys." Holy shit, don't tell Willie that either! He'd be pissed, but mostly just cuz he wants whatever Big Guns was taking at that party.
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